Posted: October 1, 2010 in Uncategorized

Hey, look, real movie news from real movie sites:

Click here for story at /film

My goodness gracious, real “Ain’t It Cool News” for sure, right?

“The Hobbit,” one of the most talked-about films in development, is about to be greenlit, and does the other AICN have it? NOPE.

You heard it from THE CHOPPAH first, CHOPlings.


    Harry Knowles looks like a hobbit. The gay fat one who kept lookin’ at Frodo all funny throughout those movies. Sam isn’t it? Fuck, I should really watch that trilogy again so I know what the fuck I’m talking about. But yeah, he looks like a hobbit. With a ginger hair. Maybe a hobbit crossed with a leprachaun.

    I should read that article now.


    We gotta take the fat ginger down a couple of notches. Don’t let up

  3. savagedave says:

    Scooped AICN by god!

  4. FumpDibbidy says:

    am I the only person in the world who found LotR to be bore fests (minus that battle in TT)… I mean the main bad guy was a fucking eyeball! worst property ever…

    • Maxjohnson1971 says:

      I hope this is true. I really want to see this happen and if Jackson is on board to direct, it will keep it in better sync with the feel and look of the other movies too.

      Good going slashfilm too!!

      And good move New Zealand unions. Now, instead of maybe actually getting some work, you guys may have forced the whole production out of the fucking country all together. What a great bunch of bargaining you did there.

  5. fumpdibbidy says:

    i gotta try out slashfilm… but i always presumed they only reported on news such as I Know What You Did straight to syphillis (syfy) sequels

  6. I wanna fuck your mouth Choppah….but I’ll wait my turn cause your Dad called firsties

    • FireFriendly says:

      It’s spelt paedophile. The foundation for your serial killer-esq talkback stalking is… well it’s a bit shit isn’t it?

  7. William_Faulkner says:

    He was D Vader without a dot for a while and got that banning over turned. So already he’s had preferential treatment that 99.9% of us have never had. And now he wants a second banning overturned? And he’s only given a 90 day ban? How unfair is that to the rest of us who have never had our bannings overturned because we weren’t part of some clique?

  8. William_Faulkner says:

    Nice site. Not.

  9. FireFriendly, you stupid piece of shit! There is more than one way to spell it. Do some research before you open up your cockpit, you’re fuckin’ dumber than Palin.

    Pulled directly from Wiki: Pedophilia (or paedophilia) encompasses a range of adult sexual interest in prepubertal children. As a medical diagnosis, it is defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 and older) characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children (generally age 13 years or younger, though onset of puberty may vary). The child must be at least five years younger in the case of adolescent pedophiles.[1][2][3][4] According to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM), pedophilia is a paraphilia in which a person has intense and recurrent sexual urges towards and fantasies about prepubescent children and on which feelings they have either acted or which cause distress or interpersonal difficulty.[4] The International Classification of Diseases (ICD) uses a slightly wider definition, and defines pedophilia as a sexual preference for children of prepubertal or early pubertal age.

    • FireFriendly says:

      Also took from Wikipedia: MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse is a Freudian nightmare with a fixation on child abuse. But he can copy and paste which is awesome

  10. William_Faulkner says:

    Seriously. You’re doing a great service for Harry and Beaks by pulling away the worst of the AICN trolls, including yourself.

    Good job.

  11. Don’t change the subject faggot. Continue on with your superior knowledge of the English language. It’s funny to me…and embarrassing for you. Little pink dick loser. Your retarded ass makes idiots like Choppah look like Stephen Hawking….and you look like Hawking physically.

    • fumpdibbidy says:

      i like this blog… it goes to show you who really is a troll in the world of aintitcocknews… way to go mj, youre in the running for the bronze troll award (but thats sad ya cant even get silver)

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