CHOPPAH Review: That fuckin Friendster movie

Posted: October 3, 2010 in Uncategorized

Or MySpace or Craigslist or TMZ or whatever the fuck retarts like nowadays.

Some hot Asian chicks (my faithful CHOPlings know I got something for Chinese girls, my second wife being a refugee from Red China and all), and some scenes suggesting oral sex. But other than that it was just a bunch of fuckin weezy nerds peckin away at keyboards and fantasizing about fuckin each other. Ah well. CHOPPAH wasnt expecting much outta this one.

STILL….no boobs, no ass. There was a scene with some cocaine (CHOPPAH has long given up drugs, thank christ) spread out on a lovely young co-ed, but no REAL nudity.

In other words, the Facebook movie only gets one CHOP out of five.

David Fincher, you have been CHOPPED.

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Comments
  1. Maxjohnson1971 says:

    You didn’t like it man? I thought it was great! Eh, oh well. I had my fill (if one can ever really GET THEIR FILL) of T and A from Piranha (or however you spell it.)

  2. fumpdibbidy says:

    so, Choppah wont “poke” the movie?

  3. fumpdibbidy says:

    Choppah, please give us “Chopback” (or whatever you wanna call your posts) for South Park on Wed! i gots to talk about it somewhere

  4. the telemarketer says:

    I once had a Facebook account. Sadly I was banned.

    I had exactly 76 friends, all of them shared my name. That’s right – I started a small community of people who were named the same as I am. Everything went well for a couple of months. You’d be surprised how open people are and willing to converse with somebody who has nothing in common with them other than a name.

    Then I got bored.

    So one night I got drunk and sent offensive messages to the friends of my friends. I stole the profile pictures of my namesakes and focussed in particular on their obese friends, or at least those friends of friends I could determine to be overweight from their profile picture.

    I called them cunts and such, giggling to myself all the while.

    About 25 minutes passed before I was shut down, forever.

    And that’s why I don’t have a Facebook account.

    I wouldn’t mind seeing this movie though. It looks alright. But I think it’s the kind of thing that would be just as good at home as it would be at the cinema. So I will wait.

    • fumpdibbidy says:

      not to be judgemental but thats kinda fucked up and very william faulknerish of you to do that telemarketer… why spend time doin that when you watch porn instead?

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