BREAKING: Zack Snyder to direct Superman!!!

Posted: October 4, 2010 in Uncategorized

Slow motion and boobs! Slow motion and boobs!

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UPDATE: Is General Zod, aka THE CHOPPAH’s doppelganger, going to be the main villain? If so, THE CHOPPAH advocates Tom Hardy.

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  1. WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE says:

    seriously? Watchmen was pretty fucking mediocre. what the hell. Sucker Punch looks awesome but this guy is a bad choice for Superman.

  2. garybuseys_incisors says:

    I’m on the fence on this one. With Watchmen he pretty much put the book on screen… though not very well. With Supes he has TONS of source material to go from, as well as Christopher Nolan as a mentor. This will either be amazing or really really mediocre.

  3. thechoppah says:

    CHOPPAH is pleased with this announcement. There is sure to be TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.

    Who should he cast as the leads, fellas?

    CHOP AWAY.

  4. BringingSexyBack says:

    There’s no better director, save for perhaps Alex Proyas, than Snyder for this. In fact, if Nolan were smart, he’d go hands off and just let Zack do his thing. He can take credit for it later, because I KNOW the product will be fucking fantastic.

    Good to see ya Choppah. This site rocks.

  5. fumpdibbidy says:

    i hate HATE HATE Superman, but Snyder is a good director… get ready for a super ripped and gay Superman (even tho hes pretty gay already)

    • WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE says:

      hmmm maybe you’re right. this could be good if Superman is really gay with an amazing 6-pack

      • fumpdibbidy says:

        yea dudes gay… thats why he likes to hang around “jimmy”… but on a serious note, this movie couldve been interestin but they had to get Zod… yippee doo… is Zod even a “real” character or one made for that movie?

  6. The AICN thread is full of Snyder hate….I guess there are more queers over there than I thought. Snyder tears ballsacks as a director but I’m tired of Gen Zod…..and Luther for that matter. I want Doomsday…..and anal…….with Choppah…..Chopped anal

  7. Hey Chopster, you need to start running Obituaries on here so you have an excuse to ban people.

    • Maxjohnson1971 says:

      And MJ’s Corpse called ME a faggot? That’s a good one coming from a guy that out and out says he want’s anal and whose favorite movie was 300. (You didn’t say it, but you can confess now fag boy. Hell, even your screen name screams estrogen.)

      I’m cautiously optomistic about Snyder. As long as Nolan can reign him in a bit, I think he’ll do just fine.

  8. Max faggot, I called you a faggot because…you are a faggot. Your dad was a faggot that fucked another man in the ass…which led to your birth/shat. You = Faggot

  9. thechoppah says:

    MJ!! If i knew had to ban you..I would. But CHOPPAH only knows how to chop and smash.

  10. D.Vader says:

    I like this decision.

    • Maxjohnson1971 says:

      Good post Vader. I agree. I think that Snyder, when given some fresh material, will do well. I like the way the guy works, and even though he hasn’t done a lot of original material, he certainly shows he has a good eye.

      And I had such hopes for Singer a while back. Guess he burned out or something. Who knows? Look forward to following this new Superman.

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