John McTiernan In Jail!!!!

Posted: October 4, 2010 in Uncategorized

It appears that the Director of one of the Choppah’s favorite movies (Predator) is in jail for being involved in a wiretap scandal.

See, this is what you get for making a great movie like Predator and Die Hard, and then making a flaming turd like fucking Rollerball….really John? Chris Klein? What fucking ever, see what happens?

You had better hope your cellmate is not a bitter movie fanatic, or a friend of The Choppah, a few of my mates are actually doing hard time, fortunately The Choppah was able to escape prosecution by sleeping with the Judge….man that lady may have been up in years but she sure knew her stuff…it was worth it to stay out of jail.

  1. fumpdibbidy says:

    but Chris Klein was a risin star in 02! but seriously, that guy is a bad actor and shouldve been in Stifler Pie 3 (er American Pie 3)…

  2. Cheeses_of_Nazareth says:

    CHOPPAH…that was the funniest entry so far…You were kind of a dick at AICN, but in your own house, you’re alright in my book…

  3. thechoppah says:

    The worst part about 2002 Rollerball? Being unable to convince people afterwards to watch the original James Conn/Norman Jewison mid seventies ROLLERBALL….

    THAT movie had balls, blood, motorcycles, spiked gloves, incoherent story between games, and drug fueled “Super Bowl” parties where they go out at 4 AM in tuxedos and burn down trees with flare guns…

    What more do you want in a movie…well, maybe more tits…

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